27 Best Gifts For The Woman Who Wants Nothing

Ultimate Unique Gift Ideas

I don’t want anything. Really. You don’t have to worry about it

Said your important woman in your life.

Doesn’t this confuse you or even frustrate you because you know… You’ll eventually have to get her something and that something has to put a big smile on her surprised face. Dealing with picky person is really hard especially the ‘woman who wants nothing’. Well… we’ve got your back! Have a look through our 27 unique and wacky gift list we’ve carefully compiled. Let’s dive in.

27 Best Gifts For The Woman Who Wants Nothing

1. Mini Pencil Holder for Desk

Creative office desk organizer with closable tops and real wheels. The size is 5 inches tall. I just typed ‘5 inches’ on google so that I can tell you approximately how long that is without ruler -like tip of middle finger to wrist stuff- but found whole lot of weird things. Is 5 inches enough?

2. Dual Jet Bath Spa

To some people like me, having a relaxing bath after work is a bye bye stress strategy of life. Simply hang it over the side of the tub and enjoy the amenities of a spa in your very own bathtub whenever you want. Goes great with bath bomb because it creates soothing rejuvenating bubbles.

3. Chemical Free Natural Teeth Whitening Kit

Your body is a temple so treat it like one. 2 toothbrush taken from the Arak tree with cases included to carry around. It does not require water or toothpaste. Just brush! Usually, it will last 40 days and that is enough time to see the changes. Imagine how cleaner, fresher and lighter your mouth will feels. 

4. Decollete Pad For Chest Wrinkles

Good News to a side sleeper and also those who want to wear low cut dresses with confidence! A premium moisturizing silicone that can turn back the clock and eliminate wrinkles caused by sleeping on your side, aging or sun damage. You will see a quick visible results wearing it over night. Begin improving the irregular collagen structure today.

5. Lipstick Shaped Cigarette Lighter

Lit the candle, cigarette or anything you would like to with this lovely and adorable lipstick shaped lighter. Try fooling your family and friends as a gift would be a great idea 🙂

6. BUG-A-SALT 2.0 (Insect Eradication Device)

Regular table salt turns into an ammunition and you can start decimating annoying flies on contact. The salt spray will not damage window screen, furniture or paint so cock the gun by sliding the handle toward you and go nuts shooting as many as you want. No batteries required to operate.

7. MacBook Air Style Makeup Mirror

Some of the words to describe this makeup mirror : Cute, small, cool and well made. You can’t download a app or login instagram with it but you can always take a good look at yourself to see how well the makeup has been applied. Fun to have one in a purse and often works as a conversation starter or ice breaker. 

8. Jeanie Rub Variable Speed Massager

The company that created this powerful orbital massager that even the professional massage therapists use had one passion. “Make your life more comfortable” Proudly made in USA. It delivers an energizing 1100 – 4600 rpm massaging action with a twist of the switch. Can’t grasp how fast that is? Well… me too!

9. 24k Pure Gold Facial Mask

24k gold foil when combined with other beneficial ingredients, it hydrate and revitalize your dry and mature skin especially during winter season. Suitable for all skin types. Wear it as a sleeping facial mask and leave your skin looking more nourished and toned.

10. Temporary Bright Hair Color Dye Comb

There are 6 kinds of fantastic colors and if you get a chance to try them out, which one would it be? For me, all of them! Just like Kate Winslet from ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind’. Brush your hair from top to bottom to apply. It could last up to 3 days but if you wish, you can simply wash them off with water and shampoo.

11. Diversion Safe Hair Brush

Hides your valuables at home or while traveling with this ordinary hair brush that easily conceals in plain sight. I bet a hair brush won’t make a great target for thief to steal unless they really really want the hair brush. List of things you can stash : Jewelry, USB, Money, and keys.

12. Eco-friendly Natural Beeswax 48-Hour Candle

Did you know that Petroleum based paraffin candles emit toxic substances? This beautifully crafted horizontal candle features 100% all-natural beeswax meaning you have nothing to worry about. Is there anyone you know suffering from asthma or seasonal allergies? Beeswax candles neutralize pollutant in the home thus helping everyone breath easier.

13. Women’s Lightweight Heated Vest

Where do you live? Perhaps Upstate New York or maybe Minnesota? I have spent few months on those states and one thing I regret as I am writing this is that I wish I knew this product back then. Anything to keep myself warm in severely cold weather is something I would pay good money on to. There are 4 heat zones; underneath two pockets, collar and mid-back. The rechargeable battery can last up to 10 working hours and you’ll have 3 temperature levels to adjust by pressing the power button.

14. Mini Tea Light Raclette Set

I highly suggest watching the youtube video I included below. This is what I call pure beauty. Who doesn’t like melty cheese served right at the table. 3 tea lights are included as well as wooden spatula. Thanks to the non-stick coating and the sleek design, the pan is easy to clean. Manufactured by Boska which has long been trusted by customers since 1896.

15. Portable Hand-Operated Siren

When you love someone, you tend to care much about their security and safety. Anything bad happening to your beloved one will make your day fall apart leaving you with all kind of miserable feelings. That is why this portable hand-operated siren will make a great gift so that he or she can rescue themself from any emergency situation. Sound audible up to 1/4 mile away

16. Chicken Purse

At least once in a life… we all want to feel special and get enormous attention that of a rising star celebs get. Try carrying this out on the crowded street and you’ll understand how their life is like.

17. Punching Bag Laundry Bag

Rocky -old movie but still one of my favorite- trained by punching frozen beef, and now you can use dirty laundry for your work out. Who knows you could be the next million dollar baby. Turn your least favourite chore into an exciting workout.

18. Wallet & Phone Bluetooth Tracker

After long crazy night of drinking, I usually wake up and spend hours to find my phone. The most frustrating part is that I know it’s in my room! Double press the button on this device to make your phone ring, even when it’s on silent. Other function is to slide it into wallets and pockets or lays flat on your device and use your phone to find them. Life will be much easier.

19. Edible Gold Glitter Spray

Spray to add an elegant sparkle to cupcake, bagel or even pizza and chicken! Edible gold glitter spray will make children want to help you in the kitchen. If you ever get tired of gold, you also have silver/

20. Mighty Carving Knife

Hilarious gift idea especially for the holiday season and as you can see, the design of this product is inspired by chainsaw. Plug in and start carving the heck out of turkey, bread and whatever your choice would be. It’s both functional and funny.

21. Sexy Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

A bit awkward and a lot creepy present. That is why it’s on the list of what to get for the woman who wants nothing. She can’t ever go “meh” with this kind of gift but don’t expect a cry of joy. Just have a close look on her face as she receive the sexy Nicholas Cage pillowcase.

22. Rechargeable Heavy Duty Stun Gun With Flashlight

Say NO to sex offenders when confronted? Asking a 8 year old boy to do tax for you would be more logical. All you have to do is to press the button and bright electric current pulsates between the test prongs, creating an intimidating electrical sound. This high voltage will deliver a shock causing loss muscle control and disorientation.

23. Wearable Hands-Free Umbrella

Cute purse on the left hand and Coffee on the right hand. Who is going to hold the umbrella for me? Your back got your back. It’s not a bad idea to wear this daily to effectively block UV rays. 

24. Inflatable Pouch Couch with Pillow

The youtube video below demonstrates how to inflate the air sofa with different product. I had one few months ago until my cat ripped small hole on it. Never had a change to take it to a beach but It was so comfortable and smoothing to squeeze myself into it and watch movie. It is made from Military-grade diamond lattice rip-stop nylon but my cat somehow beat it.

25. Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher

If it can scratch alleviating executive itches of a ball, it can scratch anything else. Just keep in mind that no more than one person for one scratcher and I am pretty sure you know why. 

26. Cereal On The Go

Saving few minutes don’t seem like a great deal but when you think about it yearly, that really adds up. Simple math : 3 minutes saved daily will add up to 1095 minutes in year which is 18 hours 15 minutes. Comprised of two cups; one for the milk and the other for the cereal. The cereal and milk don’t meet until they hit your mouth. 

27. Double Chin Removal Exerciser

Face is made of 14 bones with lot more muscle parts to form what you look like right now. Just by exercising your jawline to remove unwanted fat double chin and turkey neck will make you look like a whole different person. JawFlex has proven to help men and women achieve and maintain a toned, slim face.

Did you find what you were looking for?

My personal best gift among what I have listed is Eco-friendly Natural Beeswax 48-Hour Candle!

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